30 Things You Don’t want to Hear on a First Date, Gay 40
30 Things You Don’t want to Hear on a First Date, Gay 40
by Max Roberts
Lets face it . A first date can be very exciting and scary at the same time. If you hear any of these from YOUR first date, I would take it as a bad sign. Many of them are definite mood spoilers.
1. I’m an entertainer…I’m a clown!
2. Damn, I am so tired of places banning handguns. I’ll be right back, I will have to leave it in the car!
3. I have two babies waiting for me when I get home. Pit bulls are great dogs!
4. I know you shouldn’t talk about STD’s on the first date, but I think I should let you know that….
5. Do you prefer Cocaine over Meth?
6. I bet you were really sexy when you were younger!
7. I have been out of prison for a week now, man ..loving the freedom!
8. Wow, when were those pics taken on Match….you looked so much younger on the site!
9. Wait till you come to my house, I have a great Knife collection to show you!
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10. My ex was such a jerk. God rest his soul.
11. Can you drop me off after our date? It’s a halfway house a few blocks down.
12. Do you mind if I call my mother?
13. Would you be interested in buying some food stamps from me? For $100 cash I will give you $200 in food. It s a great deal!
14. Can I call you Dad or do you prefer Pappi?
15. Can you believe he had put a restraining order on me?
16. I don’t want to sound like a racist but…..
17. I feel the law was too hard on Jerry Sandusky.
18. I’ll be right back! That bartender just winked at me.
19. Grinder just isn’t like it used to be. I used to shag 3 guys a day!
20. I am kinda looking for a sugar daddy arrangement , if it is ok with you.
21. I don’t have a driver’s license.
22. Instead of leaving a tip, just give it to me. The service wasn’t that great. I promise, I will give you better service!
23. I really need to get tested soon. I just don’t feel right lately.
24. Let me take a selfie with you, my friends leave hilarious comments on Facebook !
25. I got out of rehab yesterday, I guess one drink wont kill me!
26. Have you ever considered getting cosmetic surgery to remove those wrinkles?
27. I Love you! You’re the one!
28. I brought my friends with me, if it is ok with you!
29. Have you ever thought about, what if I could just disappear?
30. Do you like surprises? Well, I have a surprise for you!
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